ZOMG Smells Limited Edition Perfume Oil (Limited)
The dik-dik (properly Kirk's dik-dik) is remarkable for a couple of things. Most obviously, it's OMG TINY and sweet-looking. Its hooves are the size of a large man's fingernail. Dik-diks on the small side weigh less than Ariel's toy poodles at 7 lbs, while the big dik-diks barely top small-dog status at a whopping 15 pounds of deer. We're talking ten-inch-high antelopes with huge eyes and tiny horns.
That's just the most obvious neat thing about them, though. The one that requires a little more knowledge is that the dik-dik (will we ever get tired of saying that? Hint: no) is the most monogamous antelope species that ours has ever documented.
We put together a blend of sweetness and dusty savannah as a paen to tiny, adorable, monogamous devotion. Classic iris and sandalwood, three vanillas, and a drop of honeyed ginger: this is a soft, delicious thing that stays fairly close to your skin for your lover to inhale with his or her dainty, wet little nose.
And if you're not a dik-dik, it can also be smelled with a regular human nose.
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