Smelly Yeti Perfumery Cinema Scents Limited Edition Perfume Oil (Limited)
Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!
A cask of rich redwine, mulled with forest berries and infused with elderberry, of course. One whiff and you'll realize it's not much of an insult after all — you smell good. Doesn't help with the whole hamster-mom situation, but that was a lost cause anyway. Beware of belligerent Frenchmen.
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